Gossip Roundup 10.17.08

Ay, caramba! This week’s chismes are SO caliente. Want to find out the hottest scoops? Then check out this edition of The Gossip Roundup:

Venezuela's Sexiest Celebrities
Britney's Best VMA Moments
Mariah Vs. J. Lo

Attention, aspiring pornstars! Think you have the length, strength and endurance to star in a XXX film? Turns out big-breasted bombshell, Sabrina Sabrok, will be holding auditions for an adult film she’s producing. According to reports, the casting will take place at a sex convention in Ecatepec, Mexico.

Apparently the “actors” will have to perform a sexual position in front of everyone there. Sabrina reportedly said she wants people to perform the wildest and most perverted positions they can think of! Can’t wait to see who wins that.

MEOW! A catfight may be brewing at Casa Carey. Seems like Mariah Carey’s mother-in-law, despises her! Why? They say first impressions count and apparently Mariah made QUITE the impression on Nick Cannon’s mom.

For their first get-together, Mariah allegedly showed up at her in-law’s house, with a team of bodyguards. Girl, you think Nick’s momma is gonna attack you? Seems like this was a little too much for the mother-in-law who allegedly got offended. Way to go, Mariah!

Last but not least, Britney Spears may disown her mother. Why? Remember that book about Britney Spears, released by her mother, Lynne? Well, it seems like Lynne is talking with several studios so that it can be made into a film. Actress Anna Farris (from “The House Bunny”) may portray Britney. Lynne allegedly wants Julia Roberts to play her! Whew, that should be interesting.

Allrighty, that’s it for now, folks. But we’ll be back soon with more chismes calientes!

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